Grow Your Style

Plant-lover graphic tees for every grower

Growing things is the most honest kind of joy — dirty hands, dead plants, small victories — and the people who do it deserve to laugh at themselves while they do it.

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Fresh from the dirt

Garden humor, grower identity, and dirt-minded graphics built to wear proud.

Herbal Witch T-Shirt

Herbal Witch T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Herbal Witch T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.95 Sale price  $29.99
Snail & Kale Illustration T-Shirt

Snail & Kale Illustration T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Snail & Kale Illustration T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.95 Sale price  $29.99
Sacred Fruit Heirloom Tomato T-Shirt

Sacred Fruit Heirloom Tomato T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Sacred Fruit Heirloom Tomato T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.95 Sale price  $29.99
Witchy Opossum T-Shirt

Witchy Opossum T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Witchy Opossum T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.95 Sale price  $29.99
The Garden Lord T‑Shirt

The Garden Lord T‑Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

The Garden Lord T‑Shirt

Regular price  $42.95 Sale price  $29.99
Opossum in the Garden T-Shirt

Opossum in the Garden T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Opossum in the Garden T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.95 Sale price  $29.99
Raccoon Gardener T-Shirt

Raccoon Gardener T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Raccoon Gardener T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.95 Sale price  $29.99
Raven & Spade Halloween T-Shirt

Raven & Spade Halloween T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Raven & Spade Halloween T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.95 Sale price  $29.99
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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Right here in the USA — printed on our presses in Florida and Texas, the way it oughta be. Overseas? We've got printer buddies all over the globe, so your shirt takes the fast lane to your door. Homegrown vibes, wherever you are. 🌱

Do you ship internationally?

Almost certainly. 🌱 Wherever you are, we've got you — just check the shipping policy for rates in your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yep! Soon as your order ships, we'll send a tracking number straight to your inbox so you can stalk your package all the way to your doorstep. 🌱

What materials are your products made of?

The good stuff — soft, comfy, and built to last through every garden fail and victory. 🌱 Cozy enough for the couch, tough enough for the dirt, and kind to your skin. Exact materials vary by item, so check the product page for the nitty-gritty.

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